(Or, "Really, we're not kidding - Palpadave IS making this up as he goes along...")
"No way, pal!!! YOU turn it on..." - Droid Reactions
A funny thing happened on the way to the Galactic Senate - City Events
It's like reading your sister's diary - Data Pad Entries
Oooooh, Shiny! - Shipyard Salvage Charts
I think I'll take what's behind Cargo bay door #1, Bob! - Random Cargoes
The contents of another person's pockets are always more interesting than one's own - Random Personal Gear