Random Droid Reactions

*** To be used when reactivating a droid, or if a droid has taken a lot of damage***

1    Reverts to a malfunctioning surgeon program, will attempt to grapple & anesthetize
2    Malfunction….. Droid goes berserk, will attempt to attack with any means possible
3    Immediately upon reactivation, a powerful short happens, permanent shutdown
4    Voice box will only emit a powerful and painful sonic beeping
5    Malfunction…. Droid reverts to Mynock pest control. Tries to exterminate everyone
6    A small fire breaks out internally, nothing bad, just lots of smoke and shorts
7    Works, but has a 10% cumulative chance when ordered to shutdown, logic conflicts
8    Reverts to a non-functioning previous programming, worker droid maybe
9    Malfunction…. Droid reverts Police Mode. Tries to arrest everyone, swings metal rod
10 The droid emits a Noxious Smoke that acts like a sleep gas, busted coolant lines
11 Malfunction…. Droid reverts to ServoDroid, tries to seat and serve everyone dinner
12 Droid works but interior systems are no longer sealed, no harsh elements
13 Functions fine but a short immediately blows out one of its optic lenses
14 Droid has a problem controlling its saw/snapper for D6 rounds
15 Malfunction…. Droid believes its new program is Boxing/Karate. Non lethal only
16 Droid turns on but then drops a bunch of internal parts out of its bottom
17 Droid functions but sprays a leprous yellow-gray fluid when it walks
18 Droid functions but becomes very easily confused, logic circuits are damaged
19 Droid now likes to argue about its orders, thinking its way is better, permanent
20 Malfunction…. Droid thinks it is now a Robo-Bartender, shoots oil as drinks
21 Droid functions but its Atmospheric Analyzer pops out all of the time
22 Droid comes to life, calls weakly for help, then shuts down completely
23 Malfunction…. Will attempt to throw items around the room at random
24 Droid functions perfectly but thinks that all other droids need repair
25 Droid functions but constantly complains about pain in its joints
26 Droid functions but talks to its self occasionally 
27 Droid functions but will occasionally BARK orders in an alien language
28 Droid functions but talks in a slow southern drawl, hard wired screw-up
29 Droid’s legs are shaky, very unstable in walking, this floor is not level sir
30 Droid for some reason likes to drink, it doesn’t effect him, but still likes to drink